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The ultimate guide to writing emails no one will read
We've perfected the art of creating messages so bland, so jargon-filled, that they're guaranteed to be ignored or sent straight to spam. Learn how to write subject lines that scream "Delete me!"

Why cold calling is dead: And other ways to avoid human interaction
In this post, we'll explore the art of avoiding real conversations while still pretending to be productive. Spoiler alert: It involves a lot of email campaigns and praying for LinkedIn engagement.

Leveraging AI in sales: Do less, earn more
In this groundbreaking guide, we'll show you how to outsource your empathy to machines. After all, nothing says "I care about your business needs" like a chatbot that can calculate the statistical probability of your prospect's dog's name.

10 creative excuses for missing your sales targets
Missed your quota again? We've compiled a list of excuses, perfectly crafted to make it look like you are just one month away from hitting a sales record and buy you enough time to get your CV ready.